gameandwatch:

what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan

vlajean:

that moment when you realize that every time a teacher made you write a “missing chapter” or “alternate ending” assignment based on school reading material you had just been writing fanfiction all along

colourful-wholockian:

katsiel:

distance-dimension:

dontdropaspanner:

#this is the type of trolling i appreciate #because now you can go back to episodes like ‘new earth’ and wonder what ‘ancient songs’ that nurse is referring to #and you know it’s going to be something like i’m sexy and i know it

purely for that tag.

#but it makes me wonder how jack went from being Mr. Sex to being a disembodied head #Like #there are some serious theories #Like that one that he got beheaded by the headless monks but his head lived on because he is jack motherfucking harkness and he will take… #and then there’s my personal favorite #that as he got older his head got bigger #until he was finally like #I HAVE A BIG HEAD #AND LITTLE ARMS #and idk maybe he went back in time and fucked a lizard #and produced the dinosaurs #So we’re all descended from Jack Harkness #even Jack Harkness is descended from Jack Harkness #and a lizard #the lizard is important

i-will-man-the-flashlight:

letsmakethesetimeslast:

forward-together-2013:

 Can I work here?

I like how everyone just keeps working, as if this is normal.

That is possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen

Out of the doubt that fills your mind, you finally find, you and I collide.

the-daleks-wear-prada:

fantastrade:

the-daleks-wear-prada:

idontgetheartheavy:

the-daleks-wear-prada:

If you dont think steven moffat is satan we cant talk

if he’s satan and i worship him does that make me a satan worshipper 

yes

if he’s satan and i find him attractive does that make me sam winchester

yes

ostracised:

Petition to get John Green to play Hazel Grace’s dad in the movie.

bubblecake:

crycestar:

i like this (◡‿◡✿) emoticon because it makes everything sound so calm and innocent and sweet

i murdered your guinea pig (◡‿◡✿)

i peed in your apple juice (◡‿◡✿)

nice cock (◡‿◡✿)

what a sweet ass (◡‿◡✿)

your boobs look so soft (◡‿◡✿)

you can almost get away with anything god

John thinks that Sherlock is dead and won’t see him for another three years  (◡‿◡✿)

 #the great thing about mark sheppard is mark sheppard

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